i just want to sit on your lap and make out for like eight hours

(Source: lamemom, via unfuckkable)


when you see someone cute but they’re straight

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Some of you girls on here need to stop being so goddamn sexy all the time. It’s hard to handle. 🙈

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"If you have the person you really want. You are one lucky fucker."


i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around

(Source: moseby, via and-the-butterflies)


it’s very frustrating being a girl and trying to flirt with other girls like. you tell them, ur cute. ‘Aw thank you’ no. no i’m being gay with you. homo intended. damn it

(via lipstick-lesbiann)