i just want to sit on your lap and make out for like eight hours

(Source: lamemom, via unfuckkable)

ruinedchildhood:

when you see someone cute but they’re straight

(via zebbbbbitneverends)

illin0is-23:

Some of you girls on here need to stop being so goddamn sexy all the time. It’s hard to handle. 🙈

(via samscanvas)

"If you have the person you really want. You are one lucky fucker."

nevvzealand:

i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around

(Source: moseby, via and-the-butterflies)

can-i-be-your-favorite-bird:

it’s very frustrating being a girl and trying to flirt with other girls like. you tell them, ur cute. ‘Aw thank you’ no. no i’m being gay with you. homo intended. damn it

(via lipstick-lesbiann)